Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex:

 1 I was kidding about being sterile, you know.

 2 Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?

 3 How come it's so BIG in there?

 4 You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?

 5 Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?

 6 (Sniff, sniff)Is that CAT food?

 7 You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!

 8 My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.

 9 Do you know what a 'douche' is?

10 Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.

11 I want you to try some of MY deodorant.

12 I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every

     Tuesday night or something?

13 Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in.

14 I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!

15 You wanna do those dishes before you leave?

16 You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something

     DIED in there!